Starbucks Nipple Frenzy

AdAge has chimed in now about the whole Starbucks logo redesign and we thought we would chime in…

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I mean for shit fucking’s sake, we certainly are a country recessing into an age of pointless conservatism aren’t we? What is with America and their utter misguided ideas involving the human body, and sexuality? Is it the Christians? I mean i’m always down for a bit o’ fun bashing the fundamentalists but it seems this extends to your normal run-of-the-mill Protestant Christan. It’s absolutely rediculous. First of all, Starbucks is paying homage to their original logo, the very roots of their brand that launched this rediculously overpriced and not very good coffee giant. It’s not like they’re creating this just now, this WAS their original logo. I find it hilarious that while in places like Europe they heavily sensor violence and openly show (clean) nudity, like in shampoo commercials, in America we’re the other way around. It seems so..backwards.

NEVERmind the fact that if you really want to bitch about Starbucks how about their murky fair trade policies, labor relations, hostile monopolization and globalization practices, the Ethos controversy, and much more?!